Wednesday, April 8, 2009

pictionary.

I'm not really sure of all the rules...usually you just wing it, right?
This confused me. I was playing with a few friends plus two girls I didn't know that were both on the opposing team.
one of them drew a card and said "Oh, I don't know what this is; I can't draw it"


me and my teammates looked at each other through the corners of our eyes.
"what was it?" asked one of their players.
"I don't know," she said "a cyclops?? I don't even know what that is or how to draw it"

..............................our team had to stifle our laughter.



a cyclops?
c'mon.
guess who won.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

3 drugs deals

from a cadillac. not bad for the first week of the month.

hotel rooms have been rented out in anticipation of welfare checks being cashed and the fiends starting up.
the freaks come out of the woodwork to get their fix in my neighborhood.
I'm queen here. people come up to my window and tell me what's up. what if I was a narc? I can't believe the shit they tell me.
what they're mixing in their heroin, how much weed they have left to sell, how this person is running his shit from prison.........
I have something on my forehead that tells them to confess their sins.